Vegan Caviar
Product Description
Just what everyone's been waiting for! More popular than vegan marshmallows. Yay! Fake Caviar! People who buy it, buy it often. Apparently it tastes damn close to the real thing (see quote below), so.... Fun for a New Year's Party? Goes nicely with our line of cruelty free cocaine. Avalable in "Black Lumpfish" flavor
"First order arrived AOk. I am using this stuff for vodka tastings (I am promoting a new brand called xxxxxx Vodka). People dig it - the vodka AND the caviar. So far, out of about 50 that have tried the caviar, only one person - a Russian dude - knew immediatly that it was not real. Of course, he had a hint because I refused to tell him what it was until after he tried it so he knew something was fishy... hahhaha fishy... not!
Anyway, this is a great product for just about any caviar lover - vegetarian or not. I even had a couple that announced themselves as Caviar Snobs and they had no clue at all!
Figured you should know this is good stuff. Please send me 6 more jars."
"First order arrived AOk. I am using this stuff for vodka tastings (I am promoting a new brand called xxxxxx Vodka). People dig it - the vodka AND the caviar. So far, out of about 50 that have tried the caviar, only one person - a Russian dude - knew immediatly that it was not real. Of course, he had a hint because I refused to tell him what it was until after he tried it so he knew something was fishy... hahhaha fishy... not!
Anyway, this is a great product for just about any caviar lover - vegetarian or not. I even had a couple that announced themselves as Caviar Snobs and they had no clue at all!
Figured you should know this is good stuff. Please send me 6 more jars."
